WHO IS MARY AND WHAT HAS SHE DONE. im reading those names in a creepy voice its incredible.
(Source: the-dragon-priestess)
I like how the teenage mutant ninja turtles wear a mask to hide their identities….even though they are giant walking turtles
They all weigh 150lbs
There is no ‘right’ body type. Weight looks different on different people, and it is ALL OKAY. Don’t compare yourself to other people’s bodies, learn to love the body you’re in NOW and what it can do NOW.
This gif can be used in so many different contexts:
- “Wait, did I remember to lock the door?”
- Seeing a someone you know from school while shopping
- “Shit, going the wrong way”
- That mini-heart attack when you don’t feel your phone in your pocket
- Period leak
- Going to bed and remembering you have homework due the next day
- Sudden onset of diarrhea
- Walking down the school hallway and hearing someone insult you
- You notice a stranger following you
- When you realize the meaning of life.
On October 31, 2011 a girl was dangling off the edge of the GW bridge. Several cop cars showed up a few minutes later after several 911 calls. Asked what she was doing, she said: “Enjoying life.” Strangely poetic that one person’s enjoyment of life can appear to so many as a desire for death.
Apparently you arent allowed to have problems if you arent a starving african child
As an atheist, I see nothing “wrong” in believing in a God. I don’t think there is a God, but belief in him does no harm. If it helps you in any way, then that’s fine with me. It’s when belief starts infringing on other people’s rights when it worries me. I would never deny your right to believe in a God. I would just rather you didn’t kill people who believe in a different God, say. Or stone someone to death because your rulebook says their sexuality is immoral. It’s strange that anyone who believes that an all-powerful all-knowing, omniscient power responsible for everything that happens, would also want to judge and punish people for what they are.
–Ricky Gervais: “Why I’m an Atheist”

(via itscandidlycara)
(Source: zero-aperture)
Via Panda Panda PandaOne time when I was 7 i went to this big department store and there was giant rugs hanging from the celling and you could move them to see more rugs, so i moved one and there was an employee sitting behind it eating a bag of Doritos and I screamed and started crying and the store gave us a free rug
i got fired because of you
Klaine AU: In which Kurt is nominated for a Tony and performing at the gala. (More AU’s here)
Via once upon a time, there was a boy.



